January 28, 2005

The Broth of a Corned Howitzer

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Matt
2. Matty B
3. Mato Bi San

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. m
2. mathram
3. h_t

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My fingers.
2. The fact that the wart on my knee is going away without the required medical attention.
3. What my ears hear.


THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. The way I view commerce students and short films made by the traditional theatre student.
2. When I turn off a Nina Simone song because I want to listen to something else.
3. My bleak attitude towards school.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Norwegian
2. Albertan
3. Scottish

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. That most people like large sports events.
2. That the contents in our recycling bins are being thrown away with the rest of the trash.
3. The way people look towards minors for culture and music.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Music
2. Joy
3. Food

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A black hoodie
2. blue jeans
3. a green and black striped shirt with a collar.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (at the moment):
1. Magnetic Fields
2. Elliott Smith
3. The Sadies

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment):
1. "I Don't Believe in You" Magnetic Fields
2. "Son of Sam" Elliott Smith
3. "Chain Gang Blues" Big Joe Williams (and friends)

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Cross-Canada Tour
2. Overseas Employment
3. Consistent writing

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Understanding
2. Food
3. Playful habits

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. 20 per cent of the films shown in Germany last year were of German origin.
2. Moonface Geraldine is the same as a mouldy pear is to the unpublished works of Frederick McGee.
3. There's a cookbook to my left.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Hair
2. Fashion
3. Couture

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Become a feature writer.
2. Re-listen the story of the flying egg and bald-headed children with the same ear.
3. Make my case in front of an ambivolous jury.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Playing Music
2. Drawing
3. Watching Film

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Eat a chocolate bar.
2. Make country music.
3. Read a book of short stories.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Teacher
2. Journalist
3. Baby Eater

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Panama
2. Norway
3. Thailand

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Travel
2. Write a novel
3. Deal with the reality of it all

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I like jokes about your mama.
2. I scorn girly movies.
3. I like to play in the muck.

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I read poetry
2. I have emotions
3. Sometimes, when I'm all alone, I wonder if 'panties' is really the best word to describe the garment.

Posted by matty-b at January 28, 2005 12:59 AM