October 31, 2004

El Faciste El Policia! - FUCK COPS

If anybody runs into Saanitch badge number 299: he's part of a stupid fuckig Saantich police team who hauls people off of couches and knees that person in the fucking body.

Saanitch Cops Suck My Dick! They're a bunch of fucking ding-dongs who run around bustin' up people's good times! There's no need for an indightment, it is an ingightment!

So, as a large, opulent party was underway, cops came along and busted us up. I wouln't have any of it. I sat at the drum kit in the attic and played on. Then, the owner of said kit came up to me and said that he needed my sticks. I finished up my fantastic fill and handed the sticks over. Behind him was a fucking fasciste Saanitch cop telling everyone to stop having a good time.

These are the moments where Canada blows chunks in the eye of socialism. In place of good times, we have "good people": assholes who ruin everything for everybody just because they think this is still Victoian Poetry. Well. Fuck YOU!

I Hate Cops. Know this now, because I am a person going into life expecting this hate relationship.

As I was forced from the party, I kept screaming into cops' faces, "El Policia, El Fascite," again and again,

FUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPSFUCK COPS

Posted by matty-b at October 31, 2004 1:26 AM
Comments

copsfuck! whew. what a good one.

Posted by: matt at October 31, 2004 1:30 AM

Yeah! And fuck Victorian poetry, too!

Posted by: Joy at October 31, 2004 11:10 AM

Yeah, why don't they just all go to the reservation and burn all the Indians like the good ol' days.

Posted by: matt at October 31, 2004 11:22 AM

It actually sounds horribly terrifying. Who was the guy who got hurt? Is he okay? Is he going to sue them?

Posted by: ben at October 31, 2004 3:39 PM

bdge # 299 wuz involved in the b3ating.

Posted by: matt at October 31, 2004 6:17 PM

Take careful aim. You don't want to miss. Don't bother for a body shot, these chickenshits wear body armour. Go for that wide open space between the eyes. Yeah, that' right. At the bottom of the sloping forehead. "X" marks the spot. It's not hard to hit, the head isn't moving erratically like regular folks. Cops drag their knuckles on the ground and this acts as a stabilizer making it possible to make a single socially justified strike to the only organ the cop won't actually miss. The brain.

Happy hunting.

Posted by: yomama at May 7, 2005 3:43 PM