There are only so many advantages I can take advantage of. Some go to the martyr bin, hoisted in my lobe as a reminder of what happens when I misuse responsibility.
Posted by matty-b at March 23, 2004 12:18 PMIt's that time of year. Stupid deadlines. I don't know why we're not allowed to have fun!
Posted by: Joy at March 23, 2004 12:46 PMI'm trying to make do with the little moment of crystalline orgasm that appears once I've completed something - not much, but eventually it'll all be done and I can run around.
Looking forward to the tax-orgasm today...
Posted by: ben at March 24, 2004 8:42 AMCrystalline orgasm? Dude, you should have that checked out. It might be a testicle stone.
As for the tax orgasm day, I'm suprised the government hasn't done it already. I'll be in the upper tax bracket, that's for sure.
I'll be here all night, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
Seriously, somebody take my keyboard away.
Posted by: Tweek at March 25, 2004 9:13 PMI can't do that, Dave...
Posted by: ben at March 26, 2004 9:36 AM